------ Encounter a great depression ------
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Hello Readers...
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It's about time. It's about time. The Time has come. The Time I have been waiting for. The time to end my academic life. It's just like a blink since the day I put my first foot step on the School's ground. It was as though I'd entered the School yesterday. Time did fly, of course! Time did move even we haven't prepared to follow the Time.
I don't know if I should be happy or sad with this Time. The 4-year academic life is this short, I can't believe it. Everything I've learned is to be shorten in just this little book. More or less, it's my product.
One thing I like about this Time is that I am going to fly away from the CAGE. I will start a new step. I will taste a new life. And I will stand a new chance.
Hehe... I don't write much here because I'm sleepy now. Hehe... Will edit it later when I wake up and feel good. If you wonder what is in this book, ask me. I will tell you. Hehe... :D
Nothing serious about me.
© ECL
In a classroom, teacher is teaching her students about grammar. Suddenly she asks John:
Teacher: "John, conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present form please."
John (speaking slowly): "I walk............... then he pauses.............. You walk .........."
Teacher (interrupts him while he's trying to speak more): "Quicker please."
John (speaks out immediately): "I run! You run"
There is a conversation between one man and his doctor.
The man: "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
Doctor: "What do you mean?"
The man: "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."
Doctor: "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger! SILLY!"
A patient went to consult with a doctor one day.
Patient: "Doctor, I don't feel well."
Doctor: "You are very sick"
Patient: "Can I get a second opinion?"
Doctor: "Yes, you are very ugly too..."